My head is buzzing....

"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Wake up now! Get out of bed NOW! I need you! Don't go potty first, I need you NOW! I'm Bored! What are we doing today? What are we having for breakfast today? What are we having for lunch today? What are we having for dinner tonight? Can we have dessert? What are we doing tomorrow? What are we doing this weekend? Can I have a play date? What are we doing next Christmas? Can I PLEASE have a play date? I have no one to play with! Will you please make my sisters leave me alone? Can you read to me? Can you play with me? Can you teach me French? Can you play a game with me? Can you take us to the park? Can you take us to Wild Waves? Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! I'm hungry! I need to eat right now! But I don't like that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or thar. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Or that. Why don't you buy any food I like? I only want a bag of pretzels on the couch. Why do I have to sit at the table? I said I DON"T want them in a bag! I want them in a bowl! I want pretzels, too! Me too! I don't want pretzels anymore. Why do we have to go grocery store AGAIN? It is SO boring! I WILL. NOT. GO. Can you puh-LEASE get off the potty now? Stop taking that STUPID shower! I think the dog has to go potty! The dog chewed my toy! I don't feel like playing with the dog. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm bored. Can I watch TV? Can I play a video game? Can I play on your phone? But I don't like to read! I hate reading! I hate coloring! I hate ALL 124 arts & crafts projects I have in my room! I hate you! You're stupid! Why are you so mean to me? You don't love me! I don't like the way you talk to me! Why don't you listen to me? Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Can I puh-LEASE watch a really scary movie that you have said no to over and over again? Can my sisters and I do gymnastics on the couch? Can we draw on the wall? Can we torture the dog by chasing him with the blowdryer? But it is funny! Can we walk down the street by ourselves? Can we bake a cake by ourselves? But you SAID you wanted us to play together!?! Can you help us bake a cake? I don't care that we already baked cookies this morning! Or that it is 90 degrees outside and we don't have air conditioning! You are not the boss! I can do what I want! I don't want to put my laundry away! Where is my favorite shirt? My favorite shorts? My favorite underwear? Can you buy me a new toy? Some more new clothes? A pool? A trampoline? My own cell phone? Some candy? Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! All of my friends have a pool! It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not fair! HER play date last week was 10 minutes longer than MINE! It's not fair! It's not fair! I need another play date! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! What are we doing the day after tomorrow? What are we doing the day after THAT? I don't FEEL like going outside! Outside is not fun! Why are you always doing the dishes? And doing laundry? Play with me, and ONLY me! I don't want my sisters to play! I want alone time right now! Ten minutes is NOT long enough! Why do you always have to help her go potty? I am not tired! I don't want to brush my teeth! I don't want to brush my hair! I don't HAVE to go potty! I am NOT tired! Don't sing to me yet! Will you lie down with me? Will you sleep with me? Can I sleep in your bed? I am thirsty. I am hungry. I need to go potty now. I need a good thought before I go to bed. Can I read a book in bed? I don't want that book. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one. Why don't we have any good books? Will you buy me more books? Can we go to the library? Tomorrow? The next day? The day after that? What are we doing tomorrow morning? Tomorrow afternoon? Tomorrow night? Can I have one more hug? I love you, Mommy. I love you, Mommy. I love you, Mommy.